Is it just me (or is it you too)
who feels oddly unloved with an empty spam queue?
Are my tags not seductive,
my titles not titillating, my poems not constructive?
I ask of you, Akismet, what can I do
to tempt the spambots – the illiterati – into loving me too?
With a black-and-white theme, words and no photos,
I consistently manage to escape their notice.
Here’s my conclusion, my literary coda:
I shouldn’t emulate poets; I should emulate Yoda.